Posted 1 month ago
Rant #1: Why the Lion King sucks and so does your face
Well, I was going to write an essay length thingy on this but I’m tired so I’ll just sum it up in a few words: The Lion King was one of the most pathetically overrated movie in the history of overrated movies. Right up there with Avatar and Titanic on the pathetometer. Every moment I spent watching that depressing kids movie made me enjoy the prospect of pouring balsamic vinegar in my eyes.
Many people like to lay claim that The Lion King was their childhood… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? You don’t see me bursting into nostalgic tears whenever I hear that Play School or Sesame Street comes on the TV! At least Sesame Street did have some awesome characters in it eg. The Count, The Cookie Monster etc.
Another problem with The Lion King is that it has WAAAY too many annoying “motivational” songs in it. I can’t think of anything worse than watching a movie and then, in an annoying whingy kid voice, the character starts singing a depressing song about his dead father.
That is all for now. That was my first rant. It’s basically me trying to be like Maddox and failing. For those of you who say stupid things like “You had no childhood” and “It’s not supposed to be for people your age”, go fuck yourselves. I didn’t like it when I was a kid and I still don’t like it now. I watched things like Tom & Jerry and The Three Stooges.
Next rant will probably be about the band known as “Rise Against” and how much I hate them and their followers.
Posted 4 months ago
Boring
Well everything is depressing and boring. Someone wake me up when something interesting happens.
Guess what I hate...SOCIETY!
